Missing Person's Report: Is There a Doctor in the House?

Gary Brickman and I have decided, for the first time ever, to go public with a photo of Dr. Steubens. We know he prefers anonymity, but we are truly afraid for his safety, and therefore must appeal to you for help. We are searching for this man, Dr. Stebens, shown here in a post-op photograph taken in January 2010. Some of the many rumors concerning his where-abouts include: battling Bowser and Gannon at the same time, hunting ducks, in a vicious bout with Mr Macho Man, and some simply think he has 'fallen into shadow.' Wherever he may be, his absence will reach one full month as of midnight tonight, so please, if you have any information concerning his condition or location send us a message here at the Steublog, or call this number 866-661-0671 and tell them what you know. Thank you and let us all hope that such a handsome young man remains healthy, unviolated, and unmutilated.